getcho freak on.

2007-03-11T05:24:00.000-07:00

so whats up with NERDS anyway? huh.

what, was that like some 1960 idea of a nerd since everyone in 1960 were supposed to be lookin cool in their afros? i mean seriously. which part of this

spells this.

i mean seriously.

HELLO!

2007-02-26T08:48:00.000-08:00

UPDATE
"Keep holding on is overplayed"
muttons still suck.

ODE TO BIRD OUTSIDE HOUSE

2007-02-25T00:36:00.000-08:00

i'ma kill the living shit outta you, birdie.
i hate your freakin guts.
that chirpin of yours is pluckin my last nerve
you're not cute
get a new tune, or fly away.
fly to some 'ou-ii' is-the-cutest-cound-a-bird-can-make-and-no one-could-ever-get-sick-of-it-for-a-million-years world'
get a new tune,or fly away.

2007-02-23T02:40:00.000-08:00

soooooooooooooooooooo cute this one.
he beats that suvivor whats-his-name guy anytime, anywhere.
ohhhhhhhh and that curllehhhhhhh hair.

you make me wanna

2007-02-01T20:42:00.000-08:00

yesterday mel said something which was hilarious.

'oh they found an anteater in my school today'

-in the most casual way possible.

and i was like. dude. did they find a sloth the day before?

hahahaha. LAME.

oh and i think the guy who said something like

'the list of things i'm in charge of is pretty much the actualy size of the Taj Mahal itself' from apprentice is cool.

2007-01-28T03:11:00.000-08:00

91% scored higher (more nerdy),
and 9% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean?

Your nerdiness is:
Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool.

YOU KNOW HOW I DO-OO.

2007-01-28T02:20:00.000-08:00

pauline's planning for lith harbour to be her honeymoon destination. hooooooooooooooooooooooooot. says:
we'll be bestest friends.

pauline's planning for lith harbour to be her honeymoon destination. hooooooooooooooooooooooooot. says:
hahah

--тєαм ρєαиυтѕ-- Theodore, Bitsy; What a delight! *spasms* // [rip] lassie girl, dusty says:
we already are hunnyyyy

--тєαм ρєαиυтѕ-- Theodore, Bitsy; What a delight! *spasms* // [rip] lassie girl, dusty says:
you remember when i kept saying 'i cant believe im here'

--тєαм ρєαиυтѕ-- Theodore, Bitsy; What a delight! *spasms* // [rip] lassie girl, dusty says:
well, i wish i didnt

--тєαм ρєαиυтѕ-- Theodore, Bitsy; What a delight! *spasms* // [rip] lassie girl, dusty says:
cos now i cant believe im not there

pauline's planning for lith harbour to be her honeymoon destination. hooooooooooooooooooooooooot. says:
awwwwwww.

pauline's planning for lith harbour to be her honeymoon destination. hooooooooooooooooooooooooot. says:
sad muchhhhh

--тєαм ρєαиυтѕ-- Theodore, Bitsy; What a delight! *spasms* // [rip] lassie girl, dusty says:
i know, right?!

--тєαм ρєαиυтѕ-- Theodore, Bitsy; What a delight! *spasms* // [rip] lassie girl, dusty says:
):

please come back home

2007-01-28T02:15:00.000-08:00

paper faces on parade. says:
what the crap??!?!?!

pauline is shiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat funny. *curls hand into ball*

someone's gotta joke and it aint me

2007-01-19T05:03:00.000-08:00

'Eh i got another cold one : Two birds are on a tree. One yellow, one green. The green bird needs 1 bullet to kill while the yellow birds takes 2 bullet to kill. A hunter then come along with 2 bullets in his gun. How did he kill both birds??Ans: He shot and kill the green bird first. Seeing the green bird getting killed, the yellow bird got scared until become green and sick liao. Then the hunter used his last bullet to kill the now-green bird.
Hurhur funny ok! '

you see the thing bout that is - no.

ohmygosh would someone give me a job already?

shalom, my friend.

2007-01-10T21:42:00.001-08:00

Goodbye, 2006.

You will be remembered.

good times, good times.

The italian Job.

2006-12-26T11:12:00.000-08:00

after mrs tan's house, everything went by so fast, i couldnt catch up yo.
everyday i saw my cousins faces
everyday we laughed so hardddd
everyday.
dang.
great and HEALTHY way to relieve stress right?
i know
yes, i still think my friends are stupid and i might blow one day but savour the fun while it lasts right? who cares about emo paps? let them destroy themselves

the very cute indian boy at mass turned out to be peter.
haha.
special thanks to prema for telling the dude that i think he is the type of indian guy i think is cute.
he was like.
'i don't get this everday, and so i want to thank you.' formal much?
haha then i said.
'okay now the bill is going to be an issue' hahahahaha no lah.
(inside joke eer.)(jaime)(ahaha)

the name game, killer wing, bull****mama, attempted mafia by way-too-high-an-octave-voice dude. yeap. they were fun. good times, good times.

it allll has to end in four days )))))))))))))))))))))): x 1000000000000000000
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
enjoy it while it lasts,van.

sheebooya.
you know i would, but no.
(:

2006-12-22T09:55:00.000-08:00

brad's gone forever,
let us all take a moment,to reflect on the hotness that has been lost.

wah bun.

never blog for ddamnnnn long le. haha
the hommies have landed yo. and it has never been more fun.
eliza came up with 7647981246 ways to say no.
and another 7346978 ways to tell uncle chan chan about the missing wire.
i love them ohhhh soooooo much.
i've laughed soooooooo hard this month
i've clenched my fists soo hard this month.
although, mom and dad's anniversary was a majorrrrrrrr success ! haha it was stressful. the kin fought like we've never fought b4, but we managed to pull together a good show. or so i think?
i know mom and dad were happy and i'm glad (:
dad says he wants to give us something for our hard work. money would be good . at a time like this.
seriously.
i had. oh-my-god fun with pline yesterday, although the make up part sorta gave pline a punched eye the entire time (sorry pauline, please give me another chance ) haha.
i'm soooo gonna get that gipsy-stringy hairband, arghhhh.

this christmas is special. its special in an, an-extreme-amount-of-toes-are-getting-injured-this-month-way.
no shit.
a whole glass sheet fell on mel's toes when she was cleaning out the cupboard. (don't know how's she's gonna sexy back that on the 27th)
rash's toes were injured major. i feel your pain yo
an entire bottle of cocoa powder fell from sky high to ma toes
eliza and marie's toes are bruised beyond all reason for reasons unknown to many.
wah bun.

my friendship circles are rather damaged right now. but i'm sure we willpull through it, right?
wotever,
lets all just have fun.
fun fun funnnnnn.
today we had dinner at mrs tan's. it was aweesome.
i finally got to see.
robbed bob with bob, jet'aime, rash and andrea with that KICK ASS HARISTYLE! superrrrrr hot.
i've got lots a pics for the first time so i shall upload.
upload i shall!

all i want you to do is be my love

2006-12-18T08:51:00.000-08:00

you know it just keeeeeeeeeeps getting better and better every day. like one day its like this and the next day. whoa. you've jumped a whole new step.
why not, we all just wear alien suits and move to mars eh? solves everything.

happy holidays. uh-huh.

about me : Sabrina.

2006-12-13T19:48:00.000-08:00

About me: E name'z Sabrina.... still bloody 13.... study in NVSS.... 1st ting ya shud noe iz, i'm abit off e hook...(must research on fishing too eh? ) so if ya can handle dat den itz fyne... i also do lotsa crazy stuff.... usually mie kuzins bare all e crap i throw...(who throws shit?)(ew?)(out of control pepek) enjoy chatting wif mie kuzinz & frenz... familie gurl ya noe....he he he...(he, who?) alwayz hangin out wid dem... Tok too much, a pain in e ass most of e tym.... Love cracking jokes.... even better iz laughing at jokes ppl make... rather dem make e effort 2 think den i laugh.... LOVE chocolates.... tink those r god's greatest creation... did, am & will alwayz hate backstabbers cuz dere ain't no other jackasses lyk dem...... huge liking 4 bags... love buyin dozens of bags but i dun use dem... cud have mie own bag store here... tinkin of a present 4 mie??? GET MIE A BAG!!!! Best of all, i ain't as angelic as i luk.... E devil in major disguise.... Hehehehehe........ love spending tym wid mie bro'z & sis.... Deir e best... Alwayz dere 4 mie!!!!! Love lookin' at......[figure it out urself](pepek?).... fav kooky pastym; [4 mie ta noe, you ta find out]( wah, mysterious pepek).... weird huh..(NO.-deloris style.)

Who I Want to Meet: Any1'z okie.... Pessimistic & sadistic ppl lyk me are alwayz welcome...(okaaaaaaaaay).nice ppl who dun backstab or bitch on mie...(bitch on?)Mess wif e best & u die lyk e rest.....(wah damn scared sia damn scared).Ppl who r either backstabbers, bitches, liars or penniless asshole'z aren't welcome..... pls dun waste ur tym... i ain't gonna bother...

i bolded stuff that are damnnn funnaye. hahaha!

2006-12-13T04:32:00.000-08:00

i just got off the phone with eliza and she said she couldnt wait say the words, 'i'm going to see you tomorrow' so aw right?
hahaha

i love her lah.

1 moreeeeeeeeeeeeee DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

milking cow pepek should be coming home today!

welcome back home pops!

BOYS ARE A BORING SUBJECT NOW.

2006-12-12T02:54:00.000-08:00

we've been dancing major for the anniversary and the dance is lookin' goo goo goooood.
i can't wait to perform.

2 DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TO THE ARRIVAL OF THE HOMMIES. burn baby burnn.

i still think boys are shallow and are a very boring topic.

i miss pauline and ray and prema and fel and ally and and andnkjdsbnmn . dang i'm always missing someone huh. ratsapif seriously has to attain its goal of going on an outing where ALL are present,thank you very much?

OH WO-DE GAWDDDD

2006-12-11T04:14:00.000-08:00

i miss prema, rach, and pauline like how a pepek ' doesnt miss an infection' ahhahahaha prema. NO LAH. i kid- priss.
i miss them like a beaver misses a back rub. i mean, how many dams do you have to build before you get a decent back rub right? sheesh.

this weekend was seriously a what-are-the-odds weekend.

the penguins are pissing me of with their anniversary shit.

hommies from ozzieland landing on thursday!!

JUDITH has YET TO TELL ME WHY SHE BLOODY HELL ISNT COMING.

and to fel(mokz) *ponders whether she should right this* (lsitt)-you still have to tell me what the date is today. hurr hurr. get it get it? i wanna know how it went with lee kuan yew the yew.

convo with pauline
van- will you be online on monday?
pauline-no, i'll be on a mountain!

jared dass much??

haha

anyway yo, the festive season has but arrived so get jiggy with it!!

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2006-11-29T06:47:00.000-08:00

today i found out that construction worker guy's name is Tushar. i had to dance with him. which was very bad considering that a few days ago he saw me fake-puke to no one in particular.

i also found out today that people become very free when they are not occupied with exam stress. point?
haha drea,
point? the point oh the point.

jaime the song you played today was aweeesomme. talented much?!?!
today i realised also that i miss a lot of people. namely
-cheryl
-priss
-jaime
-robyn

i've been hanging out with drea and ray quite a lot. and its been great.
so i sorta realised that i really don't know what i'll do without them ):
i don't want this to end dudes, like seriously.
i mean jc, poly, whatever right? freak your mudder. we'll still be gur-reat pepeks.

2006-11-27T23:43:00.000-08:00

i love it love it love it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADShvpwvF-0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eJrWEabijOo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8LpwiWfzfaM&mode=related&search=

dance prema/fel! DANCE!
HAHAHAHA

slip party til' the dawn's gone with me

2006-11-27T23:17:00.000-08:00

yesterday was fun-tabulous! hurrrrrrr. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PREMA! hope you enjoyed yourself. actually i KNOW you did. whole day come pepek as if its the only inginual ligament. ahhaha.
i had loadsss a fun.
although every guy i know thinks i've lost it.
but who cares right? not as the continual existance of the world depends on them.
i mean, who needs guys when we're into immaculate conception right. er van? nuh.

i made a fool of myself in front of construction worker guy ( ' i think i'm going mad?' WHAT. WAS.I.THINKING).
whatever, he's just construction worker guy. if i did that in front of ct or something then, maybe that's somethin more.
nat gave me a looooong lecture, says i must like observe my surroudings or something like that.
prema says i can't listen. now why would she say that?
hahahaha

Let them in, get the lights,
let party begin
Mix a little love, get the mood jumpin
From New York to Miami by ten
I think I'm ready to go High, every time that we hit up our spot
See everyone in line, and they payin a lot
‘Cept their payin for the night cuz the drinks are fixed
But the music is free

aaaaaaarrrrrggggggh

2006-11-25T06:07:00.000-08:00

annoying! pline where are you when i need you dawg..

time of wo-de life.

2006-11-24T06:57:00.000-08:00

i never had that much fun in such a lonnnnng time. THANKS PREMA, for unleashing the fun to life i failed to experience for the past 2 months. we danced and danced even more.
now that o's are over, there really isnt much to do.
YEAH RIGHT
hahahahahahah. i'm going out almost everydayy yall. its never been soo funn. hohoohohoohojqhwdvjhasvdjh boom baby,
pauline, where'd you go? i miss you so. ee-yer i hate that song.

bunch of people i th0ught looked reeeeaaaaleh good at prom.
-jaime. whoa. transformation much? actually no, not really. she looked soo preeettaye.
-andrea. loved the do girl.
-ray.( ")
-cheryl.helena of troy much?
-robyn. scandalous ah someone.
-priss. one word. hot. (lsitt)
-anne. 1st runner up to be exact.
everyone else looked great. no one was underdressed.

to add to the list of the really hot (not as hot as CT, but hey.) people in the previous post is that chinese guy from survivor. not the jun look alike from Lost, but the other one with the american accent. he's good shit. serious good shit.

oh oh. this one. brad virata. haha. asian american all.

ooh mann.the tribes have spoken.go screwyourself.
okay, erm, whats with the shirt? repetitive much?
Colors - Kelley Green (that explains it)
Scents - Lavender, vanilla, orange (vanilla's good)
Flowers - White phalaenopsis orchid (not my type)
Board Games - Pictionary (awww)
Video Games - No favorite (he must like crash nitro cart)
Sports to Play - Beach volleyball (hottttttt)
Sports Teams - LA Lakers (not my type)
Outdoor Activities - Rollerblade, volleyball, hike (rollerblading.yes.volleyball, no)
TV Shows - Will & Grace, Project Runway, Queer Eye, American Idol (queer eye?)
Movies - The Shawshank Redemption, Finding Nemo, ChocolateActors - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Adrian Brody (i only now half of these people)(i don't do names)
Actresses - Charlize Theron, Meg Ryan, Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore (once again, half)
Music - Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Madonna, 50 Cent, Bloc Party (not into madonna)
Magazines - Details, GQ, Men's Health, Angeleno, New York Times (men's health?. no,not really)
Books/Authors - No favorite (he must hate meg cabot too)
Cereals - No favorite (blueberry morning lahhhh)
Fruits - Pineapple, orange, blackberry (mangooosteen)
Snack Foods - Soy chips, apple chips (soy chips?)
Cookies - White chocolate macadamia nut cookies (yumooo)
Candy Bars - Boule on La Cienega chocolate Z(double yumooo)
Alcoholic Drinks - Cristal
Non-Alcoholic - Fresca Pomegranate (pomergranate? nuh.)

the statisics are in. we ARE meant for each other. hahaha.

pucker up for heavens sake, theres never been so much at stake

2006-11-20T07:05:00.000-08:00

shit. step up's damnnnn goood. shit shit shit.
channing? ya. he's on fire. as usual.
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SHAT. SERIOUSLY. hottttttttttttttt.

ps: i know you're pissed but i really don't care !

The point, oh the point.

2006-11-19T07:36:00.000-08:00

fel how many boys you wannnnn. seriouslllllly. all so cliche sumore. all confessing their undying love for you and then regreting cos they remember that i'm your sister. heh. funny lah. anw, please tell berak he can go fly kite kay. cos as long as i'm around, there aint gonna be no smoochin around.

sink the pink.

oh how the mighty have fallen

2006-11-18T08:47:00.000-08:00

ohhhmmyygoshhh. today, the 18 of november,was the day in which the paul sisters killed their first cockroach.a flying one at that. since the dude and the dudette aren't in the house anymore (or at least for a few days) we didnt have the dude around to pick up with roach by the feelers, wave it around our faces to boost his ego and then throw it in thebin when he was contented.
so, we had to tackle that shit on our own. there was majoorrr screamin in our house. and if i do recall properly, i think i heard mel say,' we need to arm ourselves'. when we were walking into the room. and i heard myself saying, 'watch my back' to mel. like WHAT?
oh and fel was COMPLETELY useless. she was just screamin and screaming. argh. and then when mel saw the thing flying above my head, i ran to the toilet (where she was) and when she heard mel saying it was above my head, she pushed me out! mean much? now i know what she'll do when i'm in need.
anyway, we still feel very accomplished. it was a flying one okay. and mel saw it flying towards her. like straight in her face.

today i learned that roaches fly with their body straight.
and not slanted cos of their weight (which is how i thought they flew)
okaaaaaaaay.
mel saw the way it flew. aeroplane much. ahah

rock and roll aint noise poll

2006-11-18T00:25:00.000-08:00

prema! THANKS A BILLION! reallllllleee appreciate it ! i love that ct is looking at meee(well, sorta) whoohoo.
and don't be sad k! i have a feeling you'll be going for that party. and when i get this kinda feeling means it will happen. have faith my child.
mr vasantham will be there! whoooot.besides... your b'dae is like towarding. ya might wanna cheer up anytime noww.
hahaha we're gna have lotsa fun at the beach !

2006-11-17T23:10:00.000-08:00

i asked jd
v: are you free on friday?
j: dunno. i'll be ona plane.
HAHA. don't know why i found that soo funny.

i had the most disgusting, repulsive experience ever yesterday and i don't wanna ever experience it again. if you thought someone farting in your face was bad (not like a didnt experience that from fel) you don't know how it feels when someone farts on your butt. and you DON'T wanna know. damnnn sick lah. ohhmyygoshhh. yuck yuck yuck.

er.sorry i think its lame. new one. from pauline.i'm getting annoyed with the coco krunch body parts thing. we got a toe. with a nail thats 17.5cm long. well actually its a measuring tape. like. er.okay.
monday-watch with school fwen CHANNING TATUM!
tuesday- prinxes prom day
wednesday-my girlfwen b'dae. fun fun.
thursday-go out with posted confirmandeds. i fink. (haha gerald)
friday-go out with kin,think.

i think we have to go out with the post confirs like after christmas cos like too pack le. like sardine.
seriosuly la. okay after christmas it is then.

oh shatt!
i wanna go out with choir peeps too!
justine, alex, ger ger (haha), rachhh (well, doh), popps, fel, sir cami and ben, daryl. it'll be that weird kinda fun.
like weird cos like nothing to say but fun cos. haha. i dunno.
so many things, so little time! (girl donchu go all mary-kate and ashley on me)

mel just thought of a damnnn cool routine for sexy back! whoohoo. we're gna lloookkk damns cool mann.
can't wait for that either.
hmmmzzxz what else.

OHHMYYGIOOSHHSJKS ozzie cousins much??!?! marie and eliza! hoooot. mega beyond description movie marathon 'till we tipsy'. hoohoo.
can't wait for that either.

judie's COMIN. HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT. haha

braces. (can wait for that)
major spit fest for friends (bet yall can't wait for that right)

activate family-orientated mode. i'm gonnna be spending truck loads of time (no, not small truck) with les and lee and get sick of them if i have too so it wouldnt be soo painful when i see them like leave. sobxzxz.

them other boys don't know how ta act.

We'll say, maybe we can find a new way. Or create another great cliche.

2006-11-17T06:39:00.000-08:00

my back hurts sooooooo much.
i had lots of fun today with pline!
and we met prema and rach on the way!
haha
fun fun fun under the sun much ?
vivo is not bad.
just need more less weird sitting places. For starters, they should have more sitting areas. they can work on the weirdness some other time.
did yall spot the oxymoron? ahaha. game all.
damn bored lah.
i wish some lapricon (haha pris) would appear outta nowhere and start tap-dancing and singing for me in that i-just-sucked-a-lot-of-helium voice.
siiighhhhhhh.
and since i'm oh so free/bored out of my socks, i shall write about
THE WORST FIVE ADVERTS VIEWED BY VANESSA PAUL FROM CHANNEL FIVE
(in no particular order)
1) pantene advert. okay 'unwritten' by natasha wasnt bad. its the whole mp3 thing. why can't the music just be playing, MUST she listen to her mp3? are they trying to promote it at the same time. not only that, whats WITH THE BROOM movements. not that brooms have a particular movement unless they are used for cleaning purposes, or er, used to mimic the purpose of am electric guitar by fel,(haha)(lsitt), she seriosuly looks like a whack. ps: you will only get this if you see the advert. p.s.s: you DON'T wanna see the advert.
2)nivea advert. okay ya. goodbye cellulite. good thing. waving goodbye to air with half your butt exposed? nuh. and whats with the song? 'goodbye, goodbye,goodbye..'it revolves around er. *counts fingers* one word. okay i can't believe i did the *counts fingers thing*
3)triumph advert. okay seriously. WHATS.WITH.THE.FOETUS.DANCE. GOT.TO.GO. they (in fact 'they' are the same person, are grabbing at make believe confetti. uh huh. keep dreamin girlfriend.
4) untitled advert. 'your heath is in the danger zone' advert. some lady will be typing something,and the next thing you know, she gets up with some siren on her back and then some booming voice says, 'your health is in the danger zone' and the next thing you know, her face is right there, and small green balls are flying into her mouth (which btw, is fixated at some position). WHAT is the world coming to.
5)goldheart advert. whats with looking at the ring andcrying? okay maybe she's overwelmed with all the good stuff that she has lah but her hubby looks like a pervert. and that he's only in her for sex. i mean, its written alllll over his face. 'lets skip this crying in the car thing and do it damnit' look closely. you'll see.

borredd.
my kin are watching peter pan return to neverland. mel's friend said that the only reason why peterpan preferred wendy to jane was because she had bigger boobs. puh. and the whole idea that peterpan has something for both wendy and jane is er. wrong.

you know who's the real deal?
the human peter pan, i can't remember his name. oh ooh and
channing tatum (wow i actually remember his name right. no,i didnt. pauline told me) oh ohhhhhhH! and that prison break guy. and hugh( pronounced hur (from diaphragm) (haha)(lsitt)) Jackman.

okay okay OHHMYYGOSHHH. i had a VERY funny conversation with ger lad earlier on.
here it is.
(reproduced with permission. no, really.)

GERALD says:
haha
GERALD says:
eh im going for e
GERALD says:
*err
GERALD says:
that
GERALD says:
party thing
GERALD says:
where's it ah
GERALD says:
err
GERALD says:
am oh ass or something like that
'oh YEH, peachy's got it!' says:
MOS
'oh YEH, peachy's got it!' says:
hahahahahaha
'oh YEH, peachy's got it!' says:
AM OH ASS
'oh YEH, peachy's got it!' says:
HAHAHAHA
GERALD says:
oh
GERALD says:
i see
GERALD says:
sorry la
GERALD says:
forgot

HAHAHAHHAHAH. OHHHMYYGOOSHHHHHH.

really meh? don't see the diff le.

2006-11-17T05:33:00.000-08:00

bored with a capital C cos of my kin.

i feel like puttin my msn nick as "will somebody interesting PLEASE come online. no offence to those online'
haha.

Sweet raptured light it ends here tonight

2006-11-16T04:02:00.000-08:00

WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE TURKISH?
argh,

today was not so much of a productive one. didnt burn any fats or learn anything.
i think that boys are a rare species (haha) with weird mannerisms. understatement much?
nat wants to dye his hair white. like. er. okay. people actually can wait for that to happen, but noooo. haha
whatever.
pauline finish exams already ah? so can lack one corner right.
one corner only. brudder only. btw minah got LOTS of things to tell you tomorrow (:
i found the PERFECT song for my parents wedding anniversary. OHHMY YGOSSHHH seriously. i can't wait!

And in my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it

2006-11-15T10:56:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA

2006-11-15T10:29:00.000-08:00

true much?

today i learnt that 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

2006-11-15T09:45:00.000-08:00

Post 42
the term 'lame sorry its the truf' is gonna be used a lot in my life so i thought i'd abbreviate it. For your better understanding, it canl be used in a lame sentence as such 'lame sorry its the truf is gonna be used a lot in my life so i'll just abbreviate it to make your reading time shorter and my living time longer'. this is one of the instances where lame sorry its the truth can be used.(LSITT)

i bought
a) shoes that from mondo.
for some weird reason, everytime i see a mondo shop, i picture the people in it doing the congo. er. LSITT. no really. i dunno why either.
b) a nice HOT (hot to me) top. its good shit

when mel saw the shoes she said she didnt dig it. 'wasnt feeling it' to be exact.
when fel saw the shoes she said ' whats up wif tat'
talk about kin rivalry.
c) a whollllle lotta fun. we really didnt do much today. just laugh. and laugh. and YET it was soooooooooooooooooooo fun! (:
d) air? LSITT
e)hey shaba shaba.
f)) the noodle dance, the noodle dance
g) everyone do the noodle dance
h)shit its stuck in my head
i) curse the guy who came up with the noodle dance

yeah yeah. so i bought 2 things only. but its a start right.

ok. so i've got this new thing right, where i'll write WHATEVER and i mean, WHATEVER i learn during the day down. so i'll remember it, and so everyone else can learn from it. sheesh, i should rename this blog vangeographic-discovery-travelandliving.blogspot.com(lsitt)
i learnt two things today
a)millipedes eat and shit/pee through their mouth (courtesy of rachael)
b) if you sit on a frying pan at 12.03am and yell hoochie mama, don't expect to have your fish burgers fried to feed your dying sister. Instead, do expect to have your father, with bloodshot eyes threatening to throw you out of the house and kick you 'like a ball' (if that is possible)

how do you. how the hell do you, kick someone LIKE a ball?
seriously.

some people are just so talented.

2006-11-15T05:37:00.000-08:00

howdy, hi, hello!
whats up wif titZ?!
jux dropzxz BI tO DOnate SuMz PICxz
Tis Post Is DADYicaTed to MoIX BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFx1000000.
EnJoY.
PIIIIISSSSSSST: i donch NOE HWZ to DO the cool thing PrEmA Canz do, so i do SimPUr ah Donch Mindx.

what are you doing on my blog. i don't even KNOW you. HAHA

awwww i love these two sooooooooooo much. the dogs i mean. no no the dogs on the right. JUSTTTT KIDDING lah ray no need to open your eyes soo big.haha

tribute to shaunna ):aw?

er. Too TemPtEd LiOaz.

And the time on the clock, when we realized "It's so late!" And this walk that we share together.

2006-11-13T20:31:00.000-08:00

two things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0XGKuC-ek
and

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vD1_jd9bLvE

ohhhhmyyygosshhhhhh.
WHAT.THE.HELL.
the second one spells felicia allll over it.

2006-11-09T03:24:00.000-08:00

fate fell short this time
smiles fade in the summer
place your hand in mine
I'll leave when i wanna

2006-11-09T03:18:00.000-08:00

Stuck In A Moment

I'm not afraid
Of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me
That I haven't already heard

I'm just trying to find
A decent melody
A song that I can sing
In my own company

I never thought you were a fool
But darling look at you
You gotta stand up straight
Carry your own weight
These tears are going nowhere baby

You've got to get yourself together
You've got stuck in a moment
And now you can't get out of it

Don't say that later will be better
Now you're stuck in a moment
And you can't get out of it

I will not forsake
The colors that you bring
The nights you filled with fireworks
They left you with nothing

I am still enchanted
By the light you brought to me
I listen through your ears
Through your eyes I can see

And you are such a fool
To worry like you do
I know it's tough
And you can never get enough
Of what you don't really need now
My, oh my

You've got to get yourself together
You've got stuck in a moment
And you can't get out of it

Oh love, look at you now
You've got yourself stuck in a moment
And you can't get out of it

I was unconscious, half asleep
The water is warm 'til you discover how deep

I wasn't jumping, for me it was a fall
It's a long way down to nothing at all

You've got to get yourself together
You've got stuck in a moment
And you can't get out of it

Don't say that later will be better
Now you're stuck in a moment
And you can't get out of it

And if the night runs over
And if the day won't last
And if our way should falter
Along the stony pass

And if the night runs over
And if the day won't last
And if your way should falter
Along this stony pass

It's just a moment
This time will pass

2006-09-25T06:02:00.000-07:00

ahaha dressing slovently and forcing foreigners to take photos with them!
today many funny things happened.
but the best was after mass on our way home (me and mel)
okay so there was this typs cheena guy, no offfence, who was playing with his kid daughter hide and seek.
and then, while we were walking (alliteration much?) past them, since it was a long stretch of a pathway, we could like see a lot happening.
haha.
okay and then,
the dad right,
went to hide in some weird converging pillar, a likely place for priss to be found (haha), the best part was, he was wearing some brightly coloured shirt.

HOGAY. anyway!
his daughter was RIGHT THERE, in front of him, but he couldnt boo her.
nooo... he had to wait for just before she turned in his direction to say?

HAW.
i'm serious.
he said.
HAW.
what happened to the traditional boo?
'and it wasnt JUST ANY HAW. it was a
butt-squeezing-diaphragm-tightening HAW.
like you know how the karate people always do the HEE (hit some plank) HAW (hit something else).
yup
that king.
but no, it doesnt stop there.
at the same time he did his ass-squeezing HAW,
mister the-word-boo-is-but-a-old-book-in-the-corner-of-my-karate-closet, did a magnificent thrust of his hands in front and his butt behind.
imagine the site.
and his poor kid
yelped.
like you know how like people have an unintentional spasm when they are shocked,
yup.
yelped.
and she not only yelped,
she yelped to the side.
HAHA.
as in she like erm. spasmed all the way to the left.
and at that point of time, i just HAD to be eating ice cream.
so in other words.
it was
SNOWING EH.
HAHA. ohhmyyygooshhhh. i can't believe i just wrote a whollle post about a guy who thought HAW was the latest rad.

2006-09-24T05:48:00.000-07:00

pretty ugly.
in fact, stugly.
yup. that's how i'm feeling.
RIGHT NOW.

2006-09-24T04:10:00.000-07:00

feast day was quite boring.
i felt sad for dawn.
whats worse then having one ex boy friend with HIS gf at a dinner?
your OTHER ex boydfriend at the dinner.
and andrea.
she had to leave when we actually started dancing.
and the dancing wasnt all that either.
in fact, it was quite boring too.
so all in all.
booooriinnnnnggg.
and then everyone wasnt like in a good mood so ya.
i'm looking forward to next year.
if there is any feast day.

2006-09-22T08:29:00.000-07:00

i finally found a dress.
its not the best,
but it'll work.
i still havent grasped the whole idea of not having to dress so formally.
i mean. it IS a dinner. and the dress code IS formal. and its not as if we have the opportunity to dress as such any other time. so wack it right? noooo.
i felt stugly today. only once. and only for a while.
ahah i'm not affected anyway! cos it was a stupid stugly feeling. it didnt make sense the whole thing was stupid. so actually it wasnt counted.

i heard something very shocking today after mass.
but whatever.

hey hey!
the day matthew and i have a face off,
is the DAY matthew and i have a face off.
gerrit gerrit??

i am EXTREMLY AFFECTED by the fact that meg cabot ended 'all american girl' by telling hundreds of inspired readers all over the world that samantha actually did it with her boyfriend.
i mean, at the end of the book, all i learnt was that you will only be able to learn how to draw and add the background in life lessons for art only if you DO IT and have the oppotunity to view the inguinal ligaments of the opposite sex.
and the best part was, she TOTALLY educated thousands of readers how to PRACTICE IT.
ARGH.
idiot.
i'm soo upset lah. i'm never reading another meg cabot book again.
these were the LASTT sentences in that book.
'Very good, sam,' she said, about my drawing. 'You're really learning'
"Yes, i said, in some suprise. ' i guess i really am'
whhatt??
doing IT makes you learn how to draw? she's figgin 166666666.
oh right. now i get it.
thus the title,'all american girl'

bee tee double you, why is IT referred to IT again?
what IS so good about IT to have earned that title?? seriously.
did it, have sex, whats the diffy?
argh.
IT being succchhh a general term is said like soo many times. and whenever its said, certain boys never fail to find it funny.
and certain boys always love to think that they are entertaining they certain friends during certain YISSs.
i pity nike and chuppa chups major lah.
if they change their slogan it means like they are just agreeing and indirectly announcing to the world that their slogans DO have a double meaning.
slogans like that were SO normal in the past and now?? haiiyooo.
what is becoming of the world man.

2006-09-21T07:39:00.000-07:00

i NEVER thought i would be that angry ever in school. its only at home that i'm like that. THAT really sucked. i felt stugly again. i felt stugly yesterday, and i'm feeling stugly right now.
and its that whole after you blow your top then you regret feeling which sucks even more. whats worse, i have a physics paper due and a lit test. i can't POSSIBLY be doing any worse for lit, my ex-forte.

LiFe">**^^@##--->LiFe 5UcKs<----##@^^**

no realllllllllly.

i hate school right now. i hate it a lot a lot.

today vanessa paul saw the true colours of some of her friends, and she's sad ):

2006-09-20T08:58:00.000-07:00

sumtums life doesnt go de way you espedit to be.
tat's why you much be abur to know what you need and what you want.
you must graps what you need and what you don't need, you must flig git away.
only ten(not nine) will you prosper.
tink about tat.

today was fun fun fun under the sun.
although like one time (today) ,
i was soo annoyed?
i was sooo annoyed.

no really.

but all goods things come to an end right?
the day had to end in such a jkgdajhgadsfjhgd way when my 10 bucks just nicely WALKED away from me. oh but mom gave me another 10 bucks.
the penguins can be sweet when they're not so iced up.
anyway.
i'm soooo annoyed with myself cos i KEEP doing STUPID stuff like this ALL the time and then i'll tell myself not to worry about it cos its just money and that i should learn from my mistake and not DWELL on it, BUT, it happens again and AGAIN. how the HELLJBKFJKHG am i not supposed to dwell on it THENNNNNNNNN!!!!!
aahhhhhh.
ohhhhhwhateverrrrrrrr.
prema+pauline= smiles onmy face for eber.
i lubx them lah.
sooo much.
oh and of course.
cheryl+rash+priss+robyn+andrea+jaime= happiness for eber.

i'm grateful for wo de fwenz.
okay that's really annoying.

i'm going to shop with penguin m for dress slash blouse and skirt.
i suddenly don't feel like dressing.
o level waves are taking over me more frequently than ever. i swear once this is over.....!lhbdkgadskljgblkds.
haha.
aint no doubt about tit.

oh and i think the niners hate me but i don't really care.
really.
know how i had this problem about how i cared so muchhh about what people thought about me?
yeah.
its diminishing.
whoohoo.
i really didnt care what the niners were saying about me today when they heard that my reaction to jame's do was ,' whats with the hair'.
haha really lah i know i'm not a bitch, well not all the time, so i don't care what they think about me,
i'm not a bitch.
i'm only become bitched when i'm around porno-crazed boys. ARGH.
yuccckkkk.

oh and i'm starting to get VERY annoyed with boys and their mannerisms. i can't wait for them to mature.
which means i'll start dating when i'm 35.

ta

HILAAARIOUS

2006-09-15T03:07:00.000-07:00

today, was a pretty much hilarious day. i laughed and laughed even more. i'm gna missss prisss when she leaves next year.
no more dissappearing and converging unknowingly. siigh.
haha the skit was soooooooooooo enjoyable.
i enjoyed.
ramona was such a natural gangster.
and the whole plastic sticking to the face of one of the actors in 4c was EVEN funnier.
and the whole
' sniiifffffff glue sniffing! is i owasz wanted to tryit!'
hahahahha!
funny stuff lah.
i missed novena yesterday. i wanted to go soo bad but like i slept at 6.30 and woke up at 9.15. whoops.
then i stayed up to file maths file and why am i telling you this?
HAHA.
BORRINNNG.
i should like.
rename my blog, 'the boring life of vanessa paul, come be boring with me'

2006-09-13T04:30:00.000-07:00

tykdsxebllho8ttrs
Today was.. pirdy productive.
i was DYINNGGG for the tamil paper to finish.
ohhmyyygosshhhh.
but during the paper though, many funny things happened.
for some weird reason.
this hitler looking guy (some new teacher)
here is a graphic image that will assist you in your understanding.
oh but before that
i found out something i think a loong time ago
but it only like started to take effect a few days ago.
at first i was very annoyed cos i had a name like vanessa.
i mean like, common much?
and the best part is, it rhymes with the names of my kin.
haha kin.
okay anyway
i was also annoyed cos it came from a very BERY free poet. ( haha)
AND THEENNNNN i found out that my mom was this close ----> <---- in naming me
salome.
SALLLOOMMEEEE.
seriously.
and now, i'm very grateful for that BERY free poet.

so as mister nazi was towarding me, i was getting kinda annoyed already cos i thought he was going to ask me my class and index number with a suprisingly indian accent YET AGAIN. ( cos you would have figured that i guy that looked like that was probably more on the firm/scary voice type. but nooooo. 'vat's yourr clas?' ' yendex number?' okay van. stop making fun of your own race damnit.) okay ANYWAY. he came over to my table. and you know how they give out strings like during the test right. he put it. on. my. HAND. i mean like.
i KNOW my table was crowded and all cosof the crushed paper and like pencil box and pens and ll alll over the place. but put it on my HAND???!!!

and no, i'm not exaggerating.

it might not BE as funny here but like the way he did it. he was soo slow to put it on my hand like as it there was a battle going on in his head on where to put it you know. and then, after MAJOR brain pain, he settled for my hand and walked away.

tsk.

haha.
today we did some of the video and skit thing but then like everyone left soo early after that?
suddenly everyone dissappeared,
only priss was there.
oh and jaime.
and then, when it was time to leave
priss dissappeared (whats new)
and like, i felt so sad cos her bag was just there.
but we waited for a while.
then we didnt see her
SORRY PRISS!!!!!!

):

oh man. i also just found out that we only have ONE minute for the video. i mean. WHATTT can you do in a minute man.
oh well.

bapalapashapalabadingdong.

oh and here's some thing fel did with photoshop to make me look exTAREMELY EMO. hoho.

gahaha.

ps : priss i feel real bad for leaving your bad there to rot.
plz 4gv moix.

2006-09-12T02:47:00.000-07:00

hey jaime and rachael. sorry if i was mean today. i know you both had high marks for like lit. and like.i was damn annoyed. cos i did study for lit. and like. i got 51. 55551111?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!!??!
OHHHMYYGOOOSSSHHH
and to think lit was one of my strong subjects.
DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT MATHS. AND SCIENCE?!?!?!?omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. five weeks five weeks five weeks five weeks.
seriously lah. i don't think i'll be going anywhere for the first three months.
don't think? HAHA.
i know.
i'm sucha losssseerrrr man. whatever lah okay just let me drown in my life-sucks-everyone's-out-to-get-me mood.
nothing's funny.
nothing's in color.
i feel dead.
stupid
and dead.
and then as if we have all the time in the world, we have to do some stupid video clip of our class and like a skit. BY friday. i'm reallllly not interested in the skit lah.
I"M NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING ANYMORE.
i got everything like a BLOW lah today.
paper after paper.
AHHH.

When i am dead my dearest
Sing no sad song for me
plant thou no roses at my head
nor shady cypress tree
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dew drops wet
and if thou wilt, remember
and if thou wilt, forget.

VERY BERY EMO post.
but then again. what IS emo huh??
i'll save that for another time.

if my sisters were to read this
they'd be like.
what? (andrea style)
hur hur.

ps: jaime. your go 4h go cheer was hila-rious.

who's da meerkat? who's da meerkat? oo i know i know!

2006-09-11T06:37:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson Found Not Guilty

Michael Jackson has been found not guilty of all charges he faced in his child molestation trial.
In all Jackson faced 10 charges. He was charged with molesting the 13-year-old cancer survivor in 2003, plying him with wine and conspiring to hold the boy and his family captive.
Jackson's accuser appeared in a documentary called Living with Michael Jackson.
It was in that documentary that Jackson said that he often took children into his bed with him, claiming it to be non-sexual.
The verdict was delivered via an audio feed. The Judge allowed the feed, even though he had not allowed cameras in the courtroom.
The verdict comes after fourteen weeks of testimony. The jury made up of 8 women and 4 men came to its decision in its seventh day of deliberations.

Source: Associated Press

did they put THIS on the tabloids? NOO.
they'll save it for the fine print.
ARRRGH.
READ IT. LEARN IT. LIVE IT.

and WHO CARES about what he did to his face?! its HIS face. let the dude do what shit he wants to it. he's talented. he can sing. he can dance. leave it at that.

2006-09-05T07:56:00.000-07:00

ohhhhhhmyyygosssssssshhhhhhhh.
i can't beeeeeelieve i took one whooollleee day to clean my study table. but it wasnt as if i was lying on the job or anything. There was soo much to clean! i'm like throwing a whole bag which is half as tall as me which is fillled with papers awayyyy. like dude. talk about wasting paper much.
its a recycling thing though.

so that's it. one whole day dedicated to cleanin my study table when other people are like having six hours of tution! haha. i feel sooo guilty. its like tuesday and i havent realy studied yet. and tomorrow. the whole DAY will be gone. but at least i'm looking forward to it (:

i missssss jaime alraaady.
oatmeal all.

er.jaime.ya.hi.whatsup.
do not. ask me. if III get mYYY jokes okay?
thank you. hahahahaha

your drifting like a log at sea. and i'm still at shore ))))))))))):

2006-09-04T07:11:00.000-07:00

pris sent me this and i thought it was HILARIOUS.
thanks pris!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

its mean lah. but sort of true right? HAHA

2006-09-04T00:51:00.000-07:00

snatch word is fun. In fact, its VERY fun. we were laughing soo hard just playing. all the silly words fel and mom made up. btw yall is there such a word as jute? JUTE. like seriously. haha
and then there was this one time where there were like three letters left for us to snatch and make a word.

the letters were

F A and Q.
fel was like. (without thinking) or with. i don't know.HAHA

fa-Q
and i think you can guess what happened next. she almost got a slap from mom. HAHAHA. it was hilarious.

i'm going for mass with ray to book the feast day tickets ! i have nooo idea what to wear. but thats the least of my problems.

clean-up-my-life day which was today was not soo sucessful. i SO have to finich everything after mass.

CU CU CA CHOO.

whats.with.the bird.
seriously.

2006-09-03T09:26:00.000-07:00

correction- its ironic. don't you think?
haha.

tsk tsk.

2006-09-03T09:11:00.000-07:00

ooh ooh another one.

The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing

But I love it when you read to me
And youYou can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb

But I love it when you sing to me
And youYou can sing me anything
The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know

But I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings

(:

2006-09-03T08:59:00.000-07:00

hi ho the cherry ohhh.
i LURVVVEE this song le wor.
High Hopes

Next time you're found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant,can't
Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time you're gettin' low'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin' that dam'

Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time you're feelin' bad'stead of feelin' sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
They'll be bursted soon
They're just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop
Oops, there goes another problem kerplop
Oops, there goes another problem kerplopKerplop!

let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find.

2006-08-31T21:01:00.000-07:00

the singing was finnnnnnne. although i couldn't hear myself at all.
btw, i have an annoucement to make everyone
FEL HAS WEBBED FEET. its disgusting.Well her toes are quite normal until she starts to seperate them. She can like seperate them like allll theee wayyyy much.

YUCKKKKKKKK
lets see that again

YUCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCK

hahahahahaha

2006-08-30T04:38:00.000-07:00

OHHHMYYGOSSSHHHHH.
its friggin teachers day tomorrow.
which means us singing tomorrow.
which means i'm singing tomorrow.
which means i'm gonna let the whole school know what i really sound like tomorrow.
which means.ok right. i got nothin.

what the school would probably think of me when they hear me sing tomorrow.

*sheesh put that stork/hippo(if they do make sound) out of her misery
*whats. with. the. song.
*earplugs anyone?

(sec ones)
*wah she sing like what like tat.
*even pikachu can sing better le wor.
*yay later can play spiderweb with hong siew.
haha
i'm beginning to think this is a bad idea.
everything's suddenly becomin very last minute and all. not the singing though. we started like early and all but the mikes are really screwed and the planning is sooo badddddddddd. like the timing and all is like. whoa. i'm really scared. i have to hit like major high notes. this is like the lAST time i'm ever gonna be on that stage. i mean, i SHOULD make it good right. gee no pressure man.

things are usual again. but i hope she remains this nice for ever and ever.
amen.

I can't WAITTTTTTTTT to know.
ray hurry please caaallllll.

2006-08-28T02:49:00.000-07:00

does THIS look serious to you?

2006-08-27T08:26:00.000-07:00

hahahahaha i'm super

man.
hahahahahaha. lame lah. sorry for all the lame jokes today juzzzzzz, i've been like that all day lah. i'm just hungry. sure van, blame it on the food.
Today i went to rob's house to do the teacher's day thing, and it ACTUALLY turned out quite good. but JULIE was being a pain . haha no lah she'svee funnyand annoying at the same time.

hey hey guess who called today? never heard from him for what 2 months and he suddenly calls. PAULINE YOU ARE A GENUIS. i took your advice about the whole play hard to get him. and like . i took DAMN long to reply him and like i didnt reply his last msg and GUESS WHAT YALL. he gave me TWO missed calls and called me at 9.23 for the last time.
he told me he celebrated his b'dae with his friends in a VEGETABLE FARM. seriously. ahaha and they were like eating vegetables and everything for like lunch and stuff. i mean. WHO goes to a vegetable farm on thir birthday?
hahhahahah he does. ok in normal conditions, i would have been able to give a sarcastic comment about him celebrating his b'dae in a veggie farm. but these arent norm conditions. ( AEOP much) haha i'm loosing it. i'm loosing my van-ness. i'm becoming all lame and like wrinkled. ok maybe not wrinkled. but you know what i mean. or not.

i don't feel like talking it out or anything. i'll do it tom. or teh day after. or the next day. or the next day.or the next day.
i'll just go try sleep off the fact that my father intended to punch me today in front of everyone. everyday happenings in vanessa's life. ya know, the usual.

ps: and the next day...and the next day.

p.s.s.s: and the next day and the next day..

p.s.s.s.s: just kidding. HAHAHAHAHA

sheesh van you really gotta get some food.

2006-08-25T22:44:00.000-07:00

i'm suuuuuuuuper board today.
i was supposed to go for the poetry thing today but alarm didnt go off cos my batt died mid-night :( oh welll. tomorrow is sunday already!! whooohoooo. can't wait. but i have to leave church earlier for the teacher's day rehersal. annoying much?
we're singing The prayer. its sooooooo nice.
heyyyy wait a minute.....i think. if my memory serves me right. its the 26 righhhhhht.
someone'e birthday is in two days.....but who cares again? hahaha

2006-08-25T03:29:00.000-07:00

OHHMYYYYGOOOSHHH. this is the FUNNIEST video EVER.

2006-08-23T23:30:00.000-07:00

Three little birds, sat on my window.
And they told me I don't need to worry.
Summer came like cinnamon So sweet, Little girls double-dutch on the concrete.
Maybe sometimes, we got it wrong, but it's alright
The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same
Oh, don't you hesitate.

Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.

Blue as the sky, sombre and lonely, Sipping tea in the bar by the road side, (just relax, just relax)
Don't you let those other boys fool you, Gotta love that afro hairdo.
Maybe sometimes, we feel afraid, but it's alright
The more you stay the same, the more they seem to change.
Don't you think it's strange?
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.
Just more than I could take, pity for pity's sake
Some nights kept me awake, I thought that I was stronger
When you gonna realise, that you don't even have to try any longer.
Do what you want to. Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down Sapphire and faded jeans,
I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans,
I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
Oh, You're gonna find yourself
somewhere, somehow.

2006-08-23T12:36:00.000-07:00

i have a realllly baaddddd ulcer in my mouth. its soo bad i can't brush my teeth or eat.
its like 3.31 now. i'm trying to get lit poems in my head. haha
oh well.
one more day yall.
this was the LONGEST exam ever. i can't wait to get it over and done with.

2006-08-23T04:55:00.000-07:00

maybe the what i used to be thing was actually meant for me. not in terms of how she looks though. duh.

2006-08-21T02:35:00.000-07:00

one last thing. b4 i start mugging for geog. haha
whats with 'what i used to be'. huh? if only i could get rif of that, this skin would be soo cool much.haha. i have never been that pretty or WILL ever be. that pretty. nope nope. not wallowing in self pity. just stating facts.
hoho.

2006-08-21T02:19:00.000-07:00

OMG. i can''t believe my last post like at the bottom of the page was about me killing fel. i will never ever want to loose my sisters cos they and pline are the closest thing to me right now. if there's anything. i know they'll always be there (:
and with cool friends like priss and alex, who could go wrong. although i havent heard from alex in a long time and although live miles apart (well not really) i know i can still depend on her. if depending means running to her house at 9 pm to study math (: haha no lah. anyway alex, whats this i hear from fel? regarding a certain squirral? hahahahah.

damn,

2006-08-20T22:33:00.000-07:00

hi. its been how long? very long. much has happened. much much. thanks priss (: i sorta like my life now. i mean i think i will like it after this friday. the last day of prelims. WHOOHOO. then i can resume to living the same routine again and then after o's. oh man, after o's. i start living again. haha
ok since im so bored, i shall publish a very funny survey i came across.

hi. how are you.________________
that' s good. do you know me? _____________
do you eat french butter on the third of weds? ______________
Have you ever been or are now currently a fish? ______________
Are you yolanda's mom? _______________
If you aren't, how come? ________________
How come we don't even talk no more? ____________
have you ever sat on a frying pan and yelled hoochie mama? ______________
whats my name? _________________
Do you like orlando bloom?_______________
if you don't. may you die a horrible painful death. _______________
Whats your favourite way to die? __________
broomstick? ______________
which of your friend is

stupid________
funny__________
not funny_________
a cheese puff_________

15. Have you ever

been called a tree? ____________
taken a shoe and melted it with cheese?______________
been a cheese puff?__________

16. Do the chicks no the name of your band? ___________
17. does everyone in the club get tipsy?____________
18. how much_______________
19. isnt this fun?____________

20. can u say hkjshsjkfndgjnfdbhgofbnuitrhnrb?___________

21. i love you,do u love me?__________
22. aww thanks. _________

23. are you the toliet fairy?_____________
24. have you ever seen santa?____________
25. whats ur imaginary friends name?__________
26. whos yo daddy?___________
27. fav. website?___________
28. have you ever lost your butt due to a chalk accident?_____________
29. what colors your pastery?_____________
30. mine to!____________
31. are u a goth?_____________
32. prep?________________
34. if your a prep ill find you and shoot you____________
35. what about punk?___________
36. are u dolly the sheep?________________

37. are you the old woman who lived in a shoe?________________

38. do u have a grape? __________
39. can i have a penny? _____________
40. can i keep you as a pet and name you harryled? ____________
41. why not?_________

42. Ok fine, how about babalabashabalabadingdong?____________

43. are you trying to pronounce that?_______________

44. yes you are._________

45. do u live online?_________

46. i see. am i sexy? _________

47. are you sexy? __________

48. ok see you. _________

49. i'll miss you. will you miss me?________

50. gee f*** you too (: _______________

2006-05-12T05:59:00.000-07:00

rama said, ' you fail tamil eh-gain.' along with7823648794 other insults about how i'm cheating everyone and how i kill tamil when i speak tamil. BELIVE ME i have absolutely NO IDEA why he keeps saying i'm cheating everyone. haha. weird little man. oh well. i guess i have to use his insults to better myself and work harder for a better future.

YEAH RIGHT. that will never happen. i can't do tamil. i really can't. i'll need a miracle at this rate. 17 more days to go what the HELL am i going to do. maybe its a punishment. OMG YA. i mean. come to think about i got really bad in tamil and started deproving reallll bad when i started insulting tamil pictures and indian construction man. i mean, you can't blame me right. movies with a story-line about love-dance-fight-dance-happy ending-dance are not critic-free. in fact, they are ANYTHING but crictic free.
haha.
shit i'm doing it again.
but i really don't like my race lah. i wish i was eurasian or something.
mohan papa is talking to the penguins about da da vinchi code. like whatever.
.........

ok now its getting ugly.
......
shit now THAT'S what you call an argument.
damn i gotta go.

Its been how long?

2006-04-14T06:06:00.000-07:00

897423894709283470981273498172489172428374 129837456-`14709 agdnoe9834089324 years.
ok i don't think i will be blogging to much this year. i have less than fifty days to my o levels and i have hardly ebough time to breathe. Just a little update, for some sad, unfortunate reason, i still like him. WHY. WHYYYYYYY OHHHH WHYYYY. i think i know why. its simply because i know too little guys THAT'S WHY! AH HAR! oh well i have the rest of my life to know more guys so who cares?what if. i never find the right guy and never end up getting married and never end up having any grandchildren or or die a spinster or... ahhhhhhh!

hahahahhahaha that won't happen...would it.
OKOK enough of guys.. MOVING on
ohhh my eyes!
they are as big as balls.and red as...as...that cusion over there. it looks like my eyes are cleeding. i don't know WHY my eyes always have to have a friggin problem all the time. its infected with conjuctivitis. said mister doctor. like speak english dude. and now it just HAS to be easter so i'm like going to church practically everyday day and everyone's seeing me and giving me names like dracula. AHEM. hahahahaha but alex is being real nice about it. i feel like i'm loosing my friends and all and everyone is paranoid about getting that infection cos its contagious. i spread it to fel a,ready so yeah....beWARE. haha rightooo. i havent gone to school fro FOUR FREAKING DAYS ALready! i'm soo scared for o's. i'm really gonna start working hard. i better. or i'll get 45 points.whoopee.

2006-01-15T06:19:00.000-08:00

annoying much.
today wasnt exactly the best sunday ever. its didnt start too well and its not ending well either.
if i was being all attitutish today, please don't take it personally.
its an unexplainable feeling.
sorry if i pissed any one of you off today ):
i didnt mean too. there's some things that will never change and i'm just sad.

Its very difficult to be the vice-captain of your house and have extremely competitive houses to fight when the vice captains of one of them lives under the same roof.
i downloaded this new cheers from a sire for my house and taught it to them. the next thing i know, our friend is nicely reading it out in front of me and i'm like. dude, i alr took thet. you can't take the sma echeers and she's like, why not?

the penguins are the only people in the world who will pull a nerve in me that no body else can. yeah yeah they are our parents and all butt sometimes they are just soo unreasonable to the point of 23uygujvdfkjwverdfjsdhluhfalskhflksdhflkasdfjshgfouysgfweybt87340yKJVAVFKHViugjhfbjshbf.
yupp.
i have a very bad feeling that dad took my charger and is hiding it from me just cos i was talking to rash late last night. I COULDNT SLEEP AND THEY FORCED ME TO. HGVDIFHGW IRY!
NOW my batt is like friggin dead. and i can't receive and msges or calls. from morning. and i can't charge it!
whyyyyy ohhhhh whyyyyyyyy.

2006-01-10T04:24:00.000-08:00

i went to rays house today!
haha we played x box.
and i thought it would NEVER be fun os i thought it was a guys kinda thing.
and like.
IT WASNT.
haha
it was ohhh sooo fun.
robyn and jaime and andrea were there too. plus her pesky brother and handsome keith(:
haha OK THEN! i started liking it soo much! and i beat robyn and andrea. but then after a while i got lousy again. and we created cool sayings while playing it like.
'wasap? ROBEH.' or. "wasap. raceh.' you have to hear it lah then it'll be damn funny.
haha
ok then after that i went for mass! and i was supposed to do both commentating and readin, but i asked uncle jusa to do the commentating intsead. and THANK GOD. cos augie and ally came for mass. the last time they came, my voice screwed up like shit. and now i bet augie knows that i can't singfor nuts. i hate guys like augie you know. they can't even say hi. they can't even talk to you without you starting the conversation. GUYS LIKE cabbage

after mass, i went to alex's house. she was looking so nice today at church. wasted someone didnt come huh.
hsahaha
i went to her new house! it was sooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo oooooo oooooooooooooooooo ooooo ooo o o oo o oo o o oo o oo nice. i wished i lived with her.,
i love her room!
she gave me this varnish thing to put on my nails. to keep me from biting them. i wish i got them long ago. when i bite, i taste this bitter thing ans its like damn gross so i don't bite. hahaha right. i can still feel it now.
THANKS ALEX(:
you're soo easy to talk to i can talk to you abourit anything!
hahahahhahahaahah
damn i miss you alr.
i think i'll be going for mass tml.,
anyway!
on thursday we are going to have this groomin course thing. they're bringing us to some restaurant to fine dine. hahahhaha
riight.
and we have to come to school in our office clothes.
haha
coolness to the max.
haha
on the way back from church today i was singing soo loudly from the lift to my house and when i reached my door step i see uncle mike sitting inside my house smiling.
SOOO EMBARRASING>
haha

2005-11-20T06:51:00.000-08:00

okok
things arent going so bad i guess.
the presentation's tml
and like
I HAD TO GO HUNTING FOR THE COURT SHOES(or whatever) LIKE a few seconds ago. hahaha lynn is soo nice. i mean, who wakes upp at like 6.45 for a friend.
i'm getting damn pissed of cos she's not replying my msgs or my msn talks. ARGH/
ahhhhh. maybe she's stressed or just pissed of me lah for some reason.
today at uncle george's b'dae,lex,angie,vick,mel,fel and i same 'if we hold on'. it was damnnnn nice, lex is a damn good guitar player(: haha
yesterday, i went to daidy aunty's house for the death annicersary thing and like today i had to go for anothejr death anniversary.
cabbage says my family's damn unlucky; like whatever haha
uncle loui dies only a year ago):
i dunno how rani attai nicle,sabaxxx and rene are doing. not to mention tiger and STOM! ARGH.
i missss them soooo much
i don't think my mom will allow me to crash over, i'm still serving a sentence which will only be over at the end of the week.

I JUST HAVE SO MUCH OF ANGER IN ME I CANNOT LET GO.
and it just constantly builds uppppp and i'm very scared tht one day i'll just explode and only then will everyone see the real me. argh.
fel has lost all respect for me but i don't give a damn cos one day i'm gonna kill her. i'm gonna slice her head into a million pieces. ok right. morbid much.
no,really she's soo annoying.
I REALLY CAN"T STAND HER> and its not just a sister thing. it wayy much more then that. you know sometimes you just get soo pissed off tha your younger sister orders you around and sucks up to the other?
nvm if i don't kill her the sugar will. and i can't wait for that to happen.

2005-11-18T19:20:00.000-08:00

guys are soooo immature.
yestederday i said to matt who was hoggin MY vanilla coke,'hey pass my coakjbdk(coke) back lah' (the sudden slurration of the word,'coke' was due to the fact that i was eating a chicken pie. rule number 148728374y012897p9. never EVER eat currypuff/chicken pies/ anything to do with flakes infront of a guy. or when your on a date. hahaha
anyway!
then the guys were like....'whaaaaat? did i hear wrongly....cock? ermm...okkkk.' LIKE WHATEVER? haha
and yesterday. cabbage called(:
and he was like purposely talking about prema so that he could piss me of.
i was like,'if you like her then just say so'
then he was like,'no lah please lah i don't. why jealous ah?
then he stared singing a song,'jealous jealous....jealous...wah have cat fight lah...'
ahha like WTH.

THANK YOU MOTHER.
my mom is backing me up. cos like my dad,mel and fel are going to play hockey now.
and like.
i'm not.
cos. my legs hurt reaaaaal bad. due to what happened the other day. and they're all like...'uh huh ya.' they don't believe me man. annoying much.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO FOR PREMA'S B'DAE.
we wanted to invite that rapper markbut ally was all,' no lha. prema doesnt even like him orh. and SOMEMORE he is sooo ugly.' 'he is soo ugly lah' she kept saying it over and over again. i mean. you don't that kinda stuff about people right.so what if he aint tha goodlookin,you don't have to keep saying he's so ugly right. besides you don't even know what kind of a person he is.

MEL's even more pissed cos i'm not gonna play hockey with her today but i have a damn valid reason lah. arrrrrrrrrrrrgh. and then when she told us about how she had a dreama bout getting lifted up and twirled around i was like. this is all cos you watched the trailer lah.
THEN FOR SOME WEIRD reason. she took it as an insult.
ARGH. but its true what.
now she's all giving me the cold treatment.
like i care

fel and i didnt go for the presentation rehearsal today. and the best part was,the presentaition was with us! hahahahha so dyan called me at 10.27 with the most panicked voice ever and asked me to send it to her.
hahaha
bel was like,'hey van do you want me to come to your house to pick up my jacket or isit still drying on your verender?' haha she's damn cute lah.
ALEX has a new blog too! and he skin rocks! hahaha
(:

2005-11-18T07:16:00.000-08:00

today
lex came over
did my new blog
and we had so much fun after that'
haha
mel wanted me to play hockey with her so bad. but i relly couldnt. cos like i wanted to go for mass with pauline. and then i had a rehearsal to do to. she got mad and just now she said that she feels i spend more time with my frens than i do with her. i mean i'm honoured that she misses me and all but i don;t what. or do i?
ohhhhh well.
cabbage is finally comin back like tml. i miss him soo much. haha
and instead of things getting better. they are actually worsening
a and f are oh so close(I'M NOT SAYING THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT) cos of their new bfs(i soo know ally and augie are together lah she's just not tellin us cos you see she can't Do that anymore COS we're not close).
ARGH. i sound like a bitch.
but its true.
today,they totally ditched her at the bustop. dunno lah like f showed a a msg and they didnt tell her anythin so she was damn pissed off.
i mean, like i know you bothe are going through the same thing but you don't have to like totally block us out from everything right like hello? we're not called ratsapif for nothing you know. arrrrrrrgh.

i had a reaaaal nice chat with paulinos today(:
hahaha thanks pline for everything!
loves much much!
i'm sooo excited for lex and her big dateeeee.
haha well not really date but still(:
aahha she's promised to tell me EVERYTHING. she will. she better.
hahaha

finally

2005-11-18T00:20:00.000-08:00

i got a private one and i can say whatever i want!!! yay.
once again lex, you did it gurl. the creator of my last blog and for the new one too.
hahaha thanks for everything!
loves too much.
and so,it begins.
hoho:D